5/1 TNA Impact Results

~Last week on Impact, it's announced that Samoa Joe vs. Kurt Angle vs. Scott Steiner for the TNA World Title will headline TNA's next PPV, Sacrifice, the Deuces Wild Tag Team Tournament is announced to crown new TNA Tag Team Champions, Matt Morgan jumps Kip James for no reason, Eric Young continues to deny that he is "SUPER" Eric Young and the Motor City Machineguns continue to lose matches in TNA. Here's what happened this week:


-The show starts with Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin (The Motor City Machineguns) and Shark Boy and Curry Man having a match.


-However, Scott Steiner, TNA X-Division Champion, Petey Williams and Racka Khan interrupt and clear the ring.


-Scott Steiner says that he'll beat Samoa Joe and Kurt Angle at Sacrifice and become the new TNA World Champion.


-Kurt Angle comes out but he gets beat down.


-Then TNA World Champion, Samoa Joe, runs down and clears the rings.


-AJ Styles says his usual tag team partner, Tomko, has been suspended by TNA and that he will need a new partner for the Deuces Wild Tag Team Tournament.


-Angelina Love & Velvet Sky are challenged to a match by Gail Kim & ODB for later that night. Love & Sky accept.


-AJ Styles asks Booker T to be his tag team partner, but Booker has no idea who he is. [Ha]


-Homicide y Hernandez (the Latin American Xchange) beat Kaz & "regular" Eric Young in a Deuces Wild Tag Team Tournament Qualifying match.


-Kip James attacks Matt Morgan as revenge for that beatdown Morgan gave him last week.


-AJ asks Kevin Nash to be his partner, but that doesn't happen.


-Gail Kim & ODB beat Angelina Love & Velvet Sky.


-Both Robert Roode and James Storm decline being AJ's tag partner.


-AJ Styles & "SUPER" Eric Young beat Jimmy Rave & Lance Hoyt in a Deuces Wild Tag Team Tournament Qualifying match. What?


-The Terror Dome is announced as the newest TNA speciality match that will debut at Sacrifice.


-Cheerleader Melissa defeats Daisy Haze.


-Samoa Joe & Kurt Angle beat Scott Steiner & Petey Williams.


-Scott Steiner ends up laying everybody out.


-TNA Management Director, Jim Cornette, comes down to the ring and announces that 4 teams have qualified for the Deuces Wild Tag Tourney (Team 3D, Christian Cage/Rhino, LAX, AJ Styles/Super Eric Young) and that there are 4 spots left. He goes on to say that those spots will be filled by 4 teams made up of 8 randomly paired TNA wrestlers. He announces that those wrestlers will be Matt Morgan, Kip James, BG James, James Storm, Booker T, Robert Roode, Sting and TNA Women's Champion, Awesome Kong.


The looks on the faces of the other participants of the Deuces Wild Tag Team Tournament when Awesome Kong was announced as an entraint was just priceless. I'm curious to see just where, and how silly, TNA will take this.

I don't know exactly where the new TERROR DOME~! is going to fit into the Sacrifice event, but it sounds cool.


Booker T not knowing who AJ Styles was had to be the highlight of the night.

Speaking of AJ Styles, he and SUPER Eric Young had a pretty solid match with Jimmy Rave and Lance Hoyt, I especially liked the finish.


-This episode of Impact also marked the return of the Canadian Destroyer~! I love that move.