3/6 TNA Impact Results

~Another episode of TNA Impact was on last night, this was their last episode before their latest Pay-Per-View event, Destination X, this Sunday. Here's what happened:

-The show starts with Kurt Angle trying to motive his troops (AJ Styles and Tomko) for their matches but AJ can’t stop thinking about Karen Angle, Kurt and AJ’s wife, which angers Kurt.


-It’s announced that Booker T and Robert Roode will face off in a match at Destination X, where the two will be handcuffed together and accompanied by Traci Brooks and Peyton Banks, respectively. If Roode loses, Banks will recieve 10 "lashes" from a leather strap from Traci Brooks but if Booker loses, Brooks will get the "lashes" from Banks instead. Booker and Roode can’t wait tell then and they end up brawling around the ring.


-Kevin Nash beats one half of the TNA Tag Team Champs, AJ Styles in a “street fight”.


-The next match is a battle royal, where the only way to win is to throw your opponents over the top rope. Everyone in this match is scheduled to compete at Destination X. The winner of the battle royal will get to add a special stipulation to their match. Competing in the match is Jimmy Rave, Lance Hoyt, Alex Shelley, Chris Sabin, Hernandez, Homicide, Eric Young, Black Reign, Rellik, TNA X Division Champion, Jay Lethal, Petey Williams, Shark Boy, Curry Man and Team 3D.


-Speaking of Team 3D, they still have to weigh under 275 lbs. to compete in the match. Neither of them make weight and Brother Ray proclaims that he didn’t want to be in the match anyway. He then explains that they didn’t make weight because muscle weighs more than fat.


-Curry Man ends up winning the battle royal. Instead of Curry Man making the special stipulation for his tag match with Team 3D on the PPV, his tag team partner, Shark Boy, makes the stipulation. Shark Boy says that if Team 3D loses their match against them, that they’ll have to leave TNA.


-TNA Tag Team Champion, Tomko, beats Samoa Joe.


-The “unofficial” TNA Drinking Champion, Rhino defeats Judas Mesias. Rhino is then sneak-attacked by the “official” TNA Drinking Champion, James Storm.


-TNA Women’s Champion, Awesome Kong, beats Salinas in a non-title match.


-Christian Cage defeats TNA World Champion, Kurt Angle (rocking the tube socks), in a non-title steel cage match. Cage then gets beat down by Angle, Tomko and AJ Styles after the match.

The whole "Black Reign" gimmick is just horrible.

Since Rhino destroys the TNA Drinking Title, I hope we never see or hear of it again.

Another one bites the dust against Awesome Kong. She is one of the few things TNA is doing right. Just keep feeding her small fries and have her build up the prestige of the Women's title. Then, when someone beats her for it (I predict never), the victory will mean that much more.



I thought the main event between Angle and Cage was pretty solid, definitely match of the night.

The card for Destination X show doesn’t seem all that bad, I think it’ll turn out to be a decent show on Sunday.